Thursday, November 26, 2009

Thanksgiving Humor...How to Cook a Turkey

I once received this in an email and found it on the internet to give you all a good laugh.

How to Cook a Turkey

- Go buy a turkey

- Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD

- Put turkey in the oven

- Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

- Set the degree at 375 ovens

- Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

- Turn oven the on

- Take 4 whisks of drinky

- Turk the bastey

- Whiskey another bottle of get

- Stick a turkey in the thermometer

- Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

- Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

- Take the oven out of the turkey

- Take the oven out of the turkey

- Floor the turkey up off of the pick

- Turk the carvey

- Get yourself another scottle of botch

- Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

- Bless the saying, pass and eat out


1 comment:

  1. Hi Alisha~ I found you through Nikki's Blog @ Bond Girl Creations. Your site is just adorable. I will be tuning in to check out your cool ideas & crafts. Thanks for sharing them.
    I too am a military wife and it feels good to connect with others out there.
    Take care.
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